Dad, I'm Gay.
Did William DeVane's son pick the absolute perfect time to come out of the closet last night on "24"?
Terrorists have fired a nuclear missile to parts unknown and the Secretary of State's son may know something about the terrorists. Facing torture by Jack Bauer at CTU, DeVane pleads with his son to explain how his cell phone dialed Marwan (the terrorist leader). The son says he went back to his place to party with a couple a few nights ago and while he was in bed having sex, the other used his cell phone in another room. The son admits he was in bed with the guy! DeVane blows that news off to get more information on the couple and where they went afterwards. The missile has to be located.
To all closet-dwellers. This is the best time to tell your father you are gay. He will not get angry.