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Monday, June 06, 2005

Learn To Fail- It Is Not So Hard

I have been enjoying Doug Giles' series on the 10 Habits of Decidedly Defective People©. You may think failure is easily accomplished. I know many who do it half-assedly. You may be one of them. So, here are the 10 habits you should follow:

1. Be a slacker.
2. Blame others.
3. Embrace hopelessness.
4. Follow others mindlessly.
5. Be a wet blanket.
6. Hang out with morons.
7. Be a self obsessed me-monkey.
8. Stand for nothing.
9. Have an “it’s not my job” mentality.
10. Quit when the going gets tough.

As Giles says these "are solid and sure road-tested verities for the unsuccessful." If you are only following one of these habits, you have a shot at failure. Adopt 2 or more and you will not fail to fail. Which is a success, of sorts. But, no one will fault you for that.

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