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Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Novak To Replace Rove

Scappleface has 2 stories worth reading.

One is that Bush is going to name (once he finds them) conjoined twins with an originalist judicial philosophy to replace O'Connor. This will excite the diversity crowd while satisfying conservatives.

The other story has Bush firing Rove over "the most devastating scandal to engulf a presidency in the history of the republic". He will replace Rove with Bob Novak. Then Scrappleface adds:

In related news, an unnamed source close to the prosecutor's office said the Bush administration coverup of the Rove scandal continues.

"The president's team is quite clever," said the anonymous source. "They're trying to bury us in information by giving us all that we've requested -- documents, testimony...everything. The fact that the White House is not being secretive with the grand jury or the prosecutor is the main evidence of criminal activity."

Love the satire.

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