A rabbi in Westchester NY was busted while driving under the influence of marijuana and was found in possession of an ounce of pot. As part of his sentence he must submit to random drug testing and start a program on substance abuse for adults and children.
He allegedly had claimed that he had spilled water in the front seat and it had turned into pot. He also claimed he was listening to Jewish prayers on the radio but no one could recall the Dead davening in their San Francisco show of July 12th, 1982.
There is also a question whether he has taken steroids as he recently was able to read more of the Torah at services and had increased his yarmulke 3 sizes since January.