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Friday, January 13, 2006

Plants Cause Global Warming?

Researchers have found that plants produce methane gas. Yes, plain old "Save the Rainforest" plants. Methane is second to carbon dioxide as the greenhouse gas claimed to cause alleged global warming. From Reuters:

They produce about 10 to 30 percent of the annual methane found in the atmosphere, according to researchers at the Max-Planck Institute for Nuclear Physics in Heidelberg, Germany.

Scrappleface has Al Gore chopping down trees right now.

“Science now tells us,” Mr. Gore said, “that the only way to save Mother Earth is to slaughter her parasitic, methane-spewing rainforests, and burn them to enhance our radiation shield.”

Mr. Gore said he would soon launch a new grassroots campaign to “stop heartless corporations like Weyerhaeuser” that he accuses of “wholesale re-forestation of our precious clear-cut lands.”

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