Germany Fights Back
Jack Bauer screwed the Germans by getting them to finger a mole while attempting to save 100s of thousands of innocent Americans from Zyclon gas. Bauer's unauthorized trade of deep US intelligence was destroyed by a timer before the Germans could download the information. Now, besides the saving us from terrorists mishigas, Bauer has created an angry Germany (remember how he pissed off the Chinese last year?).
Jack, please do not misunderstand me. I am not saying that you could not defeat Germany in an all out war. Obviously you could. Even if they were allied with Italy. Okay, especially if they were allied with Italy. The question is, do you really have the extra half hour to spare right now?
The blog suggests Germany will air drop on US cities pictures of David Hasselhoff wearing a thong-thing in a shock and awe.