Iran: Home of Manly Men
It is reported that Iran is banning effeminate soccer players.
"I will ban athletes with an effeminate look," the head of the country's Physical Education Organisation, Mohammad Ali-Abadi said, told the Etemad-Melli newspaper.
"It is really disgraceful for Iran that young people step onto fields wearing make-up," the top official fumed. "When a man enters the field with dyed hair and groomed eyebrows he is disrespecting society."
I guess Dennis Rodman can cross off Iran as a place to finish his basketball career.