Like A Tired Old Uncreative Virgin
Soxaholix.com nails it in their comic strip conversation about Madonna's cliched stage show where she climbs up on a cross. They feel her street cred would be enhanced if she chose to pick on Islam rather than Christianity. The 2 Bosox fans say the following:
Doug: These days, fucking around with Christian iconography is about as edgy as buying a "Speak Truth to Power!" t-shirt at Wal-Mart.
Mike: Seriously. If Madonna really wanted to create a stir she'd skip the cross and the crown of thorns bullshit and get up on the stage in a see-through burqa and start dry humping one of her gay dancers impersonating the Prophet Mohammed.
Doug: You know, Madonna is so old and washed up, I'm surprised the Yankees haven't signed her to a long term contract.
Mike: Yeah, she and Redneck Randy could sit around watching old VHS tapes of their greatest moments last Century.