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Thursday, August 03, 2006

Muslim Fun Day Cancelled

A British theme park (Alton Towers in central England) had to cancel its planned "Muslim Fun Day" due to lack of interest. There was going to be halal food, prayer areas and other features of the good-natured "religion of peace".

Did it have anything to do with the following?:

Music, gambling and alcohol were to be banned for the day and theme park rides such as "Ripsaw," "Corkscrew" and "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" all segregated by sex.

I know I would love to bring the family to a silent, segregated, heavy-clothing, prayer-filled park.

I hear 6 Flags is considering Jonestown day complete with Kool-Aid, bigamy restarants and talking in tongues.

4 Comments:

At 9:48 AM, Anonymous Khaleel said...

too bad Muslim Fun Day was cancelled - I was looking forward to playing the "Meet 76 Virgins" game and riding the" Behead the Infidel" carousel.

 
At 9:58 AM, Anonymous Ghaalib said...

That's not funny Khaleel. It's 70 virgins, not 76. No doubt you got this confused with the great Broadway showstopper "76 Trombones". (another good song from the Music man is "Trouble" - which you may have if US Forces show up for Muslim Fun Day)In any case I suggest you ride "Behead the Infidel" before you play "Meet the Virgins" as it is hard to wield a saber once you've detonated the backpack!

 
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