The Religion Of Peace's Hatred Of Airplanes
Scrappleface wonders why Muslim fanatics hate airplanes. A panel has been created to investigate the root cause of this hatred.
The expert panel will examine various theories about why airplanes engender such hatred among devoted followers of a peaceful religion.
“Is it the horrendous noise? The speed? The condensation trails?” said one unnamed source close to the panel, listing some of the areas of inquiry the experts plan to pursue. “Because if it’s any of those things, we can get to work on engineering changes to make airplanes more tolerable to our Muslim brothers.”